I have said this before, and I am saying it again.

Watch out for Newt Gingrich. In terms of sheer political ability, he is the class of the field as far as the Ratpubs are concerned.

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Evidence?

Read on.
So…who exactly have they got?

This thoroughly proven den of thieves.

They have a nasty, waffling, spineless old man with skin cancer and God knows what other physical problems.

A complete buffoon of a candidate who is merely just another crooked lightweight  blown up to national proportions by 9/11 and nothing else.

A robotic Mormon with the single worst hair dye job that I have EVER seen in public life.

And Newt Gingrich. The subtlest snake ever to climb down a tree since the apple-bearing version in the Garden of Eden.

He has recreated himself.

As only great politicians can.

(Don’tcha just LOVE the glasses? What a nice older gentleman he must be!!! Can you imagine how many pairs he tried on until he got that look?)

Make no mistake. Racist, homophobic, male supremacist, crooked corporate tool though he may be…he has TALENT.

Evidence?

Read on

Now I admit that in the following article he has as his stooge and willing dance partner John “Small K” kerry, who is either the dumbest smart guy ever to walk down the pike or a Republican mole as far as I am concerned, but what the hell…is kerry any worse than about 95% of the national Dems currently in office?

I think not.

Newt can beat them all in sheer political one-on-one infighting, if given a chance.

They will never know what hit them.

Excepting maybe Hillary Clinton, who has been known to shape-shift with the best of them when the occasion warrants.

When you see Hillary and Newt exchanging political high fives, then you are witnessing some world class hustle.

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Bet on it.

Watch.

On with the Small K-Newt the Suit show as brought to you by the paper of broken record, the Washingtoon Post.

With translations.

As long as either a DemRat or a RatPub wins the election, WAPO’s franchise remains in good shape.

Just as it has always been.

Let the Coin-Flip Games begin.

Kerry, Gingrich warm to each other in debate.

By Dana Milbank
Washington Post

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WASHINGTON – Tuesday’s global-warming debate between John Kerry and Newt Gingrich was, as the moderator put it, “advertised as a smackdown and a prizefight.” But those labels were too modest for Kerry.

“Welcome to our environmental version of the Lincoln-Douglas debates,” the former Democratic presidential nominee told the crowd in the Senate’s Russell Caucus Room. “We flipped a coin, and I picked Lincoln.”

HA HA H HA HA HA HA!!!

Whadda card he is, this kerry guy.

Lincoln, eh?

If kerry had been running instead of Lincoln, slavery would now be written into the law of the land instead of the unwritten law of the land.

Waffle?

With SYRUP.

GOD I loathe this man!!!

But something funny happened on the way to 1858. Gingrich, a former Republican House speaker, refused to play Douglas to Kerry’s Lincoln, instead positioning himself as a tree-hugging green.

Shape shifter extraordinaire.

Talent.

Beats kerry right there.

Game over.

Before Kerry got a word in, Gingrich conceded that global warming is real, that humans have contributed to it and that “we should address it very actively.” Gingrich held up Kerry’s new book, “This Moment on Earth,” and called it “a very interesting read.”

BRILLIANT!!!

Stroke this stupid motherfucker.

The warm and fuzzy Gingrich surprised Kerry, who jettisoned prepared remarks that accused the former speaker of “marching in lock step with the climate change deniers.” Instead, Kerry found himself saying: “I’ve always enjoyed every dialogue he and I have ever had.” He added that “your statement is very, very important,” and gushed: “I frankly appreciate the candor.”

Lovely.

Gingrich/Lieberman in ’08.

Kerry can be Be Secretary of State.

Or Defense.

Whichever is less important.

Gingrich will present himself as The Great Uniter.

Or the Great Untier.

Whatever works.

Shiftshiftshiftshiftshiftshiftshift.

Shaft.

The debate ended.

Bullshit.

It never began.

They are BOTH owned by the same interests.

They shook hands. Kerry put an arm around Gingrich. Gingrich put an arm around Kerry. For a brief but terrifying moment, they appeared to be on the verge of a hug.

AWWWWW…!!!

ANOTHER great photo-op missed!!!

The PermaGov, DemocRatpublican Party in the flesh.

Too bad…

Until Tuesday, Gingrich and Kerry were not likely candidates for an embrace. When Kerry was running for president in 2004, Gingrich said the senator “thrashed and smeared and lied about U.S. soldiers” and was guilty of “consistent distortion over and over and over again on every front.”

Right.

But..kerry is either the dumbest smart guy ever to walk down the pike or a Republican mole.

Oh.

I said that already.

Never mind. It bears infinite repetition.

Anyone have ANOTHER possible explanation for how he lost in ’04? And didn’t protest the vote theft?

I am fresh out, myself.

I usually look for a third alternative, but I cannot come up with one here.

Except…

Except…

Oh!!! Oh!!! HERE it is!!!

Small K is simultaneously the dumbest smart guy ever to walk down the pike and a Republican mole.

Yup.

THAT’S the ticket!!!

But Gingrich, weighing a long-shot presidential run, is unpredictable.

He is NOT unpredictable.

He is a shape shifter.

That is what shape shifters DO.

Shift shapes.

Duh.

Fortunately, WAPO is not unpredictable either.

DOUBLE duh!!!

He proved that by meeting with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton to discuss common ground on health care, and Tuesday, it was Kerry’s turn to be surprised when Gingrich preemptively distanced himself from President Bush on global warming.

“I agree entirely with whatever criticism the senator wants to make in general about the absence of American leadership,” he said

Brilliant!!!

I’m tellin’ ya…he’s got talent.

A big hug followed by a knife in the back.

That’s his gig.

Watch.

AG

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