You may not have heard, but some guy that is running for Larry ‘Wide Stance’ Craig’s senate seat changed his name to Pro-Life and got his name on the ballot. I think they passed an emergency law to put his old name in quotes so voters don’t think it’s a ballot initiative. In any case:
Learned reader Kyle Sammin recalls that Idaho’s Marvin “Pro-Life” Richardson has nothing on 1998 Tennessee State Senate candidate Byron “Low-Tax” Looper. Besides changing his name, Looper also murdered his opponent. Under Tennessee law, the names of dead candidates are removed from the ballot. So even though he was quickly charged with homicide, Looper nearly ran unopposed. The victim’s widow won a last-minute write-in campaign. Looper was sentenced to life in prison.
What’s frivolous in your life?
