How to Kill a Canadian
I edited the title to get to the subject matter of the post, although I hate to suggest a canadian should be killed.
You probably missed it in the local news, but there was a report that
someone in Pakistan had advertised in a newspaper an offer of a reward
to anyone who killed a Canadian – any Canadian.
An Australian dentist wrote the following editorial to help define what
a Canadian is, so they would know one when they found one.
A Canadian can be English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German,
Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. A Canadian can be Mexican, African,
Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab,
Pakistani, or Afghan.
A Canadian may also be a Cree, Metis, Mohawk, Blackfoot, Sioux, or one
of the many other tribes known as native Canadians. A Canadian’s
religious beliefs range from Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu,
or none. In fact, there are more Muslims in Canada than in Afghanistan
. The key difference is that in Canada they are free to worship as each
of them chooses. Whether they have a religion or no religion, each
Canadian ultimately answers only to God, not to the government, or to
armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.
A Canadian lives in one of the most prosperous lands in the history of
the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Charter of
Rights and Freedoms, which recognize the right of each person to the
pursuit of happiness.
A Canadian is generous and Canadians have helped out just about every
other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in
return. Canadians welcome the best of everything, the best products, the
best books, the best music, the best food, the best services, and the
best minds.
But they also welcome the least – the oppressed, the outcast, and the
rejected.
These are the people who built Canada . You can try to kill a Canadian
if you must as other bloodthirsty tyrants in the world have tried but in
doing so you could just be killing a relative or a neighbour. This is
because Canadians are not a particular people from a particular place.
They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who
holds to that spirit, everywhere, can be a Canadian.
