Steven and I have written about this before. You can go on a mediterranean cruise with the editorial staff of National Review Online. Al Kamen fills us in:

You’ll be able to commiserate with and enjoy the grand company of luminaries from the conservative National Review — Rich Lowry, Jonah Goldberg, Kathryn Lopez, Kate O’Beirne and others.

That might sound kind of lame. But wait!! There’s more!!

There are “exclusive cocktail receptions and smokers (featuring H. Upmann cigars), scintillating seminars and intimate dining with guest speakers.”

Some of the guest speakers include Karl (“Permanent Majority”) Rove, author Michael Novak, former U.N. ambassador John Bolton and ace political analyst Dick Morris, who appears fully recovered from that toe-sucking incident. Also on board will be columnists Tony Blankley, Cal Thomas and George Gilder.

Not sold yet? Never heard of George Gilder? Don’t worry, they’ve got craps and roulette. No word yet on the bowls of free Viagra.

If I fall into money, I am so not doing this.

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