Why should Mom have all the fun (and the cash)? Bristol Palin, unwed teen mother and conservative christian (allegedly) has decided that there’s gold in them thar tea party hills the motivational lecture circuit is a good place to make a few extra bucks. Maybe not as much as Mommy, but hey, every youngster has to start somewhere:
Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers’ circuit and will command between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance, Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein said Monday. […]
He said he believes she’s interested in expanding her message beyond teen pregnancy to include her experiences on the campaign trail and in the media spotlight; her parenting approach; and her outlook on life.
I’m sure Bristol’s hard earned wisdom is something we could all use, and like most valuable commodities, one has to make the necessary investment to acquire it. Sadly, I must choose to remain ignorant of her hopeful and inspiring message (whatever it is) but I encourage all you conservatives to waste your hard earned money pony up the price of a ticket to go see Bristol in the flesh and learn the life lessons and knowledge a young con artist Alaskan girl mature beyond her years as her choice in sex partners can certainly verify.
Plus she’s a younger version of Sarah Palin! What more need I say to inspire the hordes of young and old conservatives males who were so enchanted by her mother’s charms. So, go spend you money fanboys! Who knows, maybe one of you might get “lucky.”
