It’s safe to go outside again. They found the Bronx Zoo cobra. Of course, it makes me feel a little inadequate to learn that I have a couple hundred thousand fewer Twitter followers than a snake.
Now, I ask you, is it inappropriate to use the word ‘uterus’ around young pages and messengers? Do Republicans even know what a uterus is? It’s not an erogenous zone. On the other hand, maybe women should incorporate their uteruses (uteri) so that the Republicans won’t regulate them. Also, too, Vagina!
It’s a rare man who notices your shoes before your breasts. Did we need a scientific study to prove this?
How desperate to get out of the house do you have to be to go to an exhibit on dirt?
When impersonating a massage parlor inspector, never ask for the ‘frontal massage.’
What is with fish jumping on boats? A dolphin even got into the game, and they are not fish.
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