I almost crapped my pants reading this iz not bob jonsen riting over at dKos.
Here’s a sample:
u shood no that bob duz not scrach my stumick wen i wont him to. an wen i wont him to scrach beehine my eers he wil not do it awl the time. he taiks me for wawks but maik me stop wen i chais skwerls.
