BUSH-TOWN LADIES
(To the tune of Camptown Ladies – With Deepest Apologies to Stephen Foster),
Scooter Libby’s going to jail!
DooDah! DooDah!
Will Dick Cheney make his bail?
All DooDah Day.
Lying to the FBI,
DooDah! DooDah!
CIA won’t let that fly.
All DooDah Day.
Chorus:
They’re going to lie all night,
Going to cheat all day,
Went to war on a pack-of-lies!
All the people pay.
Verse 2,
Pat Fitzgerald caught their lies
DooDah! DooDah!
Opened all the people’s eyes.
All DooDah Day.
More indictments bound to come
DooDah! DooDah!
Naughty Neocons, see them run!
All DooDah Day.
Chorus:
They’re going to run all night,
Going to lose all day,
Profit-from-war and thousands die,
Now they’re gonna pay!
Verse 3
Gingrich, Frist and Dobson too,
DoDah! DooDah!
They don’t give a hoot for you!
All DooDah Day.
Fool-and-abuse-you, take your dough
DooDah! DooDah!
There-when-you-need them? DON’T THINK SO!
All DooDah Day.
Chorus:
Watch Katrina come,
Watch the poor get nailed,
Make New Orleans a big mud hole,
Bush’s cronies failed!
Verse 4
The Mega-Rich are with them too!
DoDah! DooDah!
Pay to play that’s what they do.
All DooDah Day.
Send in money and get their way,
DooDah! DooDah!
People-in-their-pockets do what they say
All DooDah Day.
Chorus:
Going to lie all night,
Going to cheat all day,
They’re all richer how `bout you?
They all bet on Delay.
Verse 5
But prosecutors ain’t done yet!
DooDah! DooDah!
Karl and Tommies’ pants are wet.
All DooDoo Day!
Bush, Rice, Cheney, Rumsfeld too,
DooDah! DooDah!
We have got a surprise for you!
All DooDah Day.
Chorus:
They have lied all night,
They have cheated all day,
Shock and awe in court you’ll see
That’s the American way.
Verse 6 (Final verse Slower with key change)
Bush-Town Ladies sing this song
DooDah! DooDah!
(Next two lines sung with pinkies extended)
Where have all our husbands gone?
All DooDah Day.
(Normal – Louder – Retract Pinkies)
They’ve gone home or off to jail.
DooDah! DooDah!
(Louder Still)
Some are headed straight to Hail-The-Chief DooDah-Bush!
Final Chorus:
We’re gonna fight all night,
We’re gonna win all day!
Time for all these lies to end!
Time for a better day!
