I couldn’t help it. This made me laugh so fucking hard, I just had to share it. I know. I’m not being sensitive to the Christians in the house. Or to mentally imbalanced persons. Or to mentally unstable Christians for that matter. I know. I just posted an “oh the humanity piece.” And this is inconsistent. But darn it all, atheists have to laugh some time:
A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.
“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”
