Now I’ll be the first to admit that this isn’t the biggest deal ever, but any time an opportunity to call Pennsylvania’s junior senator a lying sack of shit presents itself, I feel compelled to do so. You may recall that among forty to fifty thousand other things that freaked people out about everybody’s favorite dog loving lying sack of shit, Rick Santorum, was the portion of his book, It Takes a Family where he writes that “It’s amazing that so many kids turn out to be fairly normal, considering the weird socialization they get in public schools.” More amazing, of course, is whatever strange socialization that produced little Rick, but that’s besides the point. Just in time for the holidays, It Takes a Family, as read by Santorum himself, has been released as an audio book, though strangely enough the sentence has been softened a little and changed to “It’s amazing that so many kids turn out to be fairly normal, considering the strange socialization they get in public schools.” (Audio clip here). He also omits the portion of the book where he talks about his kid’s cyberschool, the one he forced the Penn Hills School District to pay for, even though he doesn’t live there. Again, not the biggest deal ever, but what a lying sack of shit. Will Bunch has more.

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