Working title: Terra! Terra! Terra!
Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Republican politicians, who just want you to know the truthiness about those evil, Bush hating Democrats in Congress who want our enemies to win the War on Terror, slap burqas on all the womenfolk and behead you at halftime of the Super Bowl unless you do what they say to save the Protect America Act!
Please do what you can to insure that President 19% can save the Telecom industry from the vicious attacks of multi-billion dollar terrorist lawsuits. Or else. You’ll die. Horribly. Without your mommy there to hold your hand as you expire. Without even Jack Bauer to torture someone and save the day in the final episode. Think about it.
