(translated by gottlieb)
United State of Americans: God is great. You are the people of the great Satan and you have proved worthy of the epithet. Your great fool President Bush has done exactly as we wanted from the very start. He has bankrupted your evil country, he has decimated your prestige around the world and he has created generations and generations of holy warriors to fight against your crusade upon the people of the truth through his reckless destruction of millions of innocent souls. And he never once tried to find me. To bring me to justice for the crimes he says I have committed against you.
And now your great Fool will retire to his wood-chopping and Jeep driving and leave a legacy of death and evil as he rides off into a Hollywood sunset without a care or worry in the world. He is indeed a disciple of the Great Satan. Only evil protects evil.
And now you are about to elect a new president. You think you want this man Barack Obama, but it is a bad choice.
Only John McCain knows how to track me down and kill me. Don’t you believe in justice?
I am a holy warrior. I wage jihad against the forces of the great Satan, the army of crusaders who invade our land and occupy our Nation, steal our oil, rape and kill our women and children. I want your armies here. I thirst for revenge against your silly, ignorant men who fight for a blood-drenched flag, who hate our people and practice abomination in the name of ‘freedom.’
John McCain is my kind of man. You can see his hatred boil under his skin. You can see his glee for killing and conquering. He is a believer in the crusade against us to steal our oil. He only understands his rage and this is the enemy I want to fight.
Barack Obama; what is he? Who is he? He is a complete unknown. He wants to end the war in Iraq and escalate the already lost war in Afghanistan. He talks tough. He says the right things. But I don’t believe his heart is in it. He’d rather build bridges and highways and hospitals and schools in your own country than pretend to build them here.
I think once he is elected he will focus on the crisis in your own country, which I am happy to take credit for, and forget about me. And if you forget about me then I will have to do something to make you remember. I don’t know what I will do. My options are limited. You may have noticed I don’t really do much but talk once or twice a year when your Department of Homeland Security needs more money from Congress. But I promise I will do something very bad if you elect Barack Obama your next president.
I will test him early and often with my words, because as I say, another 911 is not in the cards. My infrastructure is almost as bad as yours. This new generation of young holy warriors, they do not understand the idea of a coordinated and organized International Network of Terror. The young today. Everyone wants to be a maverick. The brand has gone south. And while President Fool always takes credit for killing all the number twos and threes of Al Qaeda in all my franchise countries, I do not know or have even heard of any of these guys. It’s just Presidential PR.
And that’s why I hate Barack Obama and love John McCain. Obama doesn’t strike me as someone who will just make up stuff to generate the fear and dollars needed to keep the fight on. McCain on the other hand? He will be a much much better President than the fool who hypnotically does everything I plan for him to do. McCain is utterly Pavlovian – the terrorist’s best friend. I will spread a rumor where my next dialysis session is and he will attack and it will not be the truth and many innocent people will die and a lots of new men and women will strap bombs on their backs and attack your Humvees and buses full of infidel Iraq/Afghan/Pakistan soldiers who give up their faith in God for a few blood-soaked dollars.
McCain will fight relentlessly to bring me to justice and isn’t that what you want? I hate you. All of you. Americans are all less than nothing in the eyes of god and god smiles whenever you die. You are evil filth. You are like apes of wrath who play follow-the-leader behind simpletons of ignorance. Lemmings are Einstein compared to you.
Does that make you mad when I say that?
Obama is someone who would say “sticks and stone may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” McCain will order drone assassins to hunt me down and kill me.
Who do you prefer you sniveling little runts who believe reality TV is real and news is fact and America is free?
There is only man to be counted on to do what is best for me.
Vote McCain or I will make you wish you did.
BOO!
You see? And that’s just the beginning.
